The PGA Wants A Monopoly - The Saudis Want A Piece of the Golf Action - Look Out!

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 18 July 2022

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It's in the oil pit. Go fish, jerk!

The Saudis are tired of Oil. Oil. Oil.

They want to get into the lucrative Golf Pro tournament business. It's cheap - just need a couple golf courses, some Golf pros and TV, Cable, and other media rights to make big, quick Money.
And Trump's golf courses are available-cheap.

The PGA, of course, wants to keep its lucrative Monopoly money machine - where it can pay the players 26% of the profits, and hog the rest-and have PGA players stay on the ole Plantation - with nowhere else to go.

The PGA leaders better tread carefully, someone might end up Missing, as Saudi protestors well know.

Prince Salman, when not fist bumping Joe Biden, and sending him home with No oil, is reputed to be a tough cookie.

One way for the PGA to soften Salman up would be for the PGA to send over attractive female golf players.

Are there any?

Of course, those women would have to wear the ankle to head dust bags they call Burkas - which might radically affect their swing.

Men Lust, and Women have to suffer for the stupid Men Lusting - sound familiar?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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