DETROIT, Michigan - (Automotive Satire) - Varoom-Varoom Automotive Magazine has just released a list of cars that have just been developed and will enter the automobile market in 2023.
THE LIST OF 10 BRAND NEW CARS FOR 2023
1. Cadillac G-Spot
2. Plymouth Piranha
3. Nissan Barbarian
4. Toyota Tequila
5. Kia Karen
6. Buick Broccoli
7. Ford Fuxx
8. Chevrolet Cervixa
9. BMW Bat Out Of Hell
10. Honda Hurricane
NOTE: The Plymouth Piranha was originally named The Plymouth Predator, but it was changed because Plymouth executives ageed that no one would buy it since when Americans hear the word Predator, they just automatically think about Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
