PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - A group of highly respected archaeologists have just made an amazing discovery.
The group known as American Archies, have learned that the Incas of Peru, did not originate in Peru, as everyone thinks.
The proud Incas, actually came to Peru from the Lower Labiakisko Valley located in southern Czechoslovakia.
Group member Strak Ostazini, who was born in the Czech republic, noted that the reason why the Incas left his country, was because the government ruled that they were prohibited from doing their Dance To The Supreme Goddess of Sexuality Cervixiana.
SIDENOTE: So the Czechoslovakian Incas all got together and basically said "Fuck y'all, were migrating to Japan, New Zeland, or maybe Peru."
