Barack Obama Concedes “Worst President Ever” Title To Joe Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, was furious when he heard that that Barack Obama had over taken him in a poll of Americans who were asked who they thought was the worst president in our Nation’s history.
Read full story'Putin's Death Heads' - Big New Band in Russia...
Putin has the older Russians in his pocket, as he controls all the TV station and other media - and they hear of Ukrainian Atrocities, day and night. Now he wants the younger Russians - so younger KGB agents, just learning the ropes - have forme…
Read full storyYou Are A Cellphone
Various computer, phone, entertainment, political think tanks, and mass data storage companies are planning your life, and you don’t even know it! What’s on your cellphone? Apps? Photos and movies and wacky fun games? How about access to your b…
Read full storyAre You A Johnny Depp? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!
Statistics are in: any story featuring Johnny Depp with receive more readers than those without. Are the people clamoring for more Depp? Would they buy Depp t-shirts and lunchboxes and bumper stickers? If a male or a female sees a photo of Depp…
Read full storyThe Musk Family Tree Is Breaking Boughs
Okay, so, I’m still trying to figure out the Musk family tree. Elon’s daddy is 76 years old and he had a kid with his step-daughter, whom he has known since she was 4 years old? And Elon had twins with a co-worker, but he didn’t fire her for no…
Read full storyJoe’s Walking on Israeli Sunshine
Joe Biden went to Israel and met Israelis and Palestinians. (I’m afraid to say any more than that.) What Joe didn’t know when he got there was that the landscape had somewhat changed. Yes, there are lots of holy sites of three religions, but what’…
Read full storyBad Accident At Republican DNA Lab - Human And Dog DNA Got Mixed
Scientists working at the Mitch McConnell Human Conditioning Center in Louisville, Kentucky, had a bad accident. The Center is doing DNA and Viral research into how to make Voters more loyal to a particular Brand. It would be really valuable for…
Read full storyThe Massachusetts Marijuana Panel Names Mexicali Machismo As The Best Pot In The State
BOSTON - (Satire News) - The New England state that gave us such celebrities as Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, John Cena, Uma Thurman, Benjamin Franklin, Edgar Allan Poe, and Dr Seuss, has just announced that the best and most popular strain of marijuana…
Read full storyStephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The World Champion Golden State Warriors organization and their millions of fans are simply ecstatic at the news that has just been put out by the team's majority owner Joseph Stevens Lacob. Lacob said that after…
Read full storyTrump Is Furious As GOP Illustrated Magazine Shows That Nearly All Voters Who Voted For Him In 2020 Now Hate His Lying Ass
CUYAHOGA FALLS, Ohio - (Satire News) - GOP Illustrated Magazine took a poll of Republican readers and asked who they would vote for in the 2024 presidential election. Out of a total of 29,000 readers, who said they voted for Trump twice, only 69 s…
Read full storyFish Experts In Norway Are Puzzled As To Why Sardines Are Tasting Like 30 Weight Motor Oil
OSLO, Norway - (Satire News) - Fish experts in Norway say that they are puzzled as hell. Reports from a dozen different sources say that long time professional Norwegian fisherman do not have any idea as to why the sardines that they are catching…
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