The Massachusetts Marijuana Panel Names Mexicali Machismo As The Best Pot In The State

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 15 July 2022

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"I've smoked Mexicali Machismo and it is the BEST damn weed in Massachusetts fashizzle manizzle." -SNOOP DOGG

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The New England state that gave us such celebrities as Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, John Cena, Uma Thurman, Benjamin Franklin, Edgar Allan Poe, and Dr Seuss, has just announced that the best and most popular strain of marijuana in the entire state is Mexicali Machismo.

MexiMach as it is widely known is grown in the Pancho Villa Valley area located just outside of Mexicali, Mexico.

The strain was developed by the Muchachota sisters, Mildreena and Margarita, who were both unofficial chemists.

The two sisters who were very popular in their hometown of Mexicali, which produces more bullfight fighting bulls, cerveza (beer), tamales, pot, and maracas than any other city in Mexico, were also regarded as the town's most sexy, gorgeous, and highly promiscuous hermanas (sisters).

The Massachusetts Marijuana Panel said that MexiMach received 89% of the vote and the second place finisher Durango Bango finished with a percentage number of 7.

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