BILLINGSGATE POST: Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, was furious when he heard that that Barack Obama had over taken him in a poll of Americans who were asked who they thought was the worst president in our Nation’s history.
Carter had a lot going for him during his one term: It was he who gratuitously returned the Panama Canal to Panama and who was Commander-in-Chief when Iran took over the American Embassy in 1979 and was unable to get the release of the hostages. He also presided over the fuel shortages that left Americans waiting in line to get gas for their autos.
Jimmy Carter: “Aah believe that y’all have to be an American citizen before y’all can be deemed the worst president in American history. Aah refuse to concede my status to a man who may or may not be a real president. If he wishes to have my title, the least he could do is reveal his birth certificate."
But now he can rest, knowing that Obama has passed the baton on to a real American president. It was really no contest. Sleepy Joe Biden has proved to be so incompetent that former President Obama ran up the white flag before Biden finished his second year, conceding that his former Vice President has eclipsed him in every area for the battle for ineptitude.
Dr. Slim: “It wasn’t a fair fight. I thought the title was safe with Obama.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. If you’re dumb, you should never hire someone dumber than yourself.”