OSLO, Norway - (Satire News) - Fish experts in Norway say that they are puzzled as hell.
Reports from a dozen different sources say that long time professional Norwegian fisherman do not have any idea as to why the sardines that they are catching all have a 30 weight motor oil taste.
Norway's Department of Oil Spills is not aware of any Exxon-Mobil oil tanker, or any other huge oil company transport tanker wrecking and spilling millions of gallons of crude oil all over the oceans.
In the meantime, as a safety precaution, all residents of Norway are being urged to avoid eating sardines, and instead eat chicken, pizza, vegetables, tacos, vichyssoise, or Big Macs.
