The US Supreme Court Is Considering Banning Bows and Arrows
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - An article that appeared in the magazine "SCOTUS Today & Tomorrow," states that due to the rising injuries in New Mexico and Arizona, The Supreme Court may vote to ban bows and arrows. Chief Justice John Robe…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Finally Reveals What Trump Overdosed On When He Visited England In June of 2019
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen, has finally revealed exactly what Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump overdosed on during his visit to Britain three years ago. "Oh my word, as I recall, Mr. Trump, and I do use the term Mr. extremely loo…
Read full storyAdvice Column - Dear Queen, What Should I Do? Boyfriend Gave me Monkeypox
- To The Queen, Buckingham Palace - Dear Queen Mother - You have taken such good care of all your children, and have lots of time on your hands, presently - being semi-retired - so, please advise me. I feel you will be much better than those othe…
Read full storyThousands of Trump Kool-Aid Drinkers Still Believe That He Is Not a Thief, a Racist, or a Predatorial Douche Bag
PUSSYWILLOW, Mississippi - (Satire News) - As unbelievable as it may seem, people, by the hundreds, are still flocking to see the lying, campaign-money embezzling, used tampon-looking Trumptard. A reporter with local PBS affiliate, Channel 69, sta…
Read full storyBoris to Remain Another Eight Years
Many Brits were relieved when the embattled Boris Johnson stepped down as Prime Minister last week. Now, it seems Boris has pulled a fast one on us by installing himself as Interim Prime Minister. Even more shockingly, it appears he intends to stay i…
Read full storyAn American Stealth Bomber Flies Over Downtown Moscow Totally Undetected
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has just stated that modern technology is a truly amazing thing, what with iPhones, iPads, iVibrators, and of course America's state of the art iSteath Bombers. He informed the American press that…
Read full storyAmerica Has 20 Million Guns and Growing. What to Do? - Hire a Bodyguard
America has a Gun Problem. Republicans in Congress and on the Supreme Court don't See one and will do nothing to stop or slow down the number of guns produced - or even require a License to use this powerful, deadly device. What is a Busines…
Read full storyThe Wonderfully Wonderous World of Sports Magazine Makes It's Debut
CHICAGO - (Magazine Satire) - The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper reports that the much anticipated sports publication, The Wonderfuly Wondrous World of Sports, has made its debut. The new magazine is co-edited by two great, former Dallas Cowboy quar…
Read full storyWhores In Brooklyn Are Taking Food Stamps In Lieu of Money
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Police Dept. has just learned from an undercover female officer, that prostitutes working the streets of Brooklyn, are so desperate that they are accepting food stamps in lieu of good old US greenbacks. One…
Read full storyFood For Thought Magazine Reports That An Avocado and Not An Apple Was Eaten By Eve of Adam and Eve Fame
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - An article that appeared in Food For Thought Magazine describes that the avocado has actually been around longer than any other fruit; including the infamous apple of Adam and Eve fame. FFTM author Paloma Sonoma, di…
Read full storyThe Real Donald Trump Is Way Worse Than The Actual Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Like they say in Berlin, Germany, "Once a liar - always a liar." And according to BuzzFuzz (Germany) that saying fits The Mar-a-Lago Liar to a tee. Trump, unlike Oprah Winfrey, Paul McCartney, and Tyler Perry, is…
Read full storyBaseball: The Bakersfield Bakers Clobber The Duluth Doodlebugs 19-1
BAKERSFIELD, California - (Sports Satire) - The Turnstile Review reports that the Bakersfield Bakers stomped the Duluth Doodlebugs 19-1. The Bakers, who are coached by former MLB superstar, Mario Miguel Tostitios, are one of the best hitting teams…
Read full storyMelania Says That LeBron James Is The Best Lover She's Ever Had
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - According to a report put out by The Omnium Gatherum News Agency, Melania Trump is happier than she has ever been. OGNA writer Ashburn Wasabi stated that he spoke with Trump's wife, who told him that Bronny, as she ca…
Read full storyTweets From Trump's Family Members, Friends, and Ex-Friends (July Edition)
Taffeta Kixx with the BuzzFuzz News Agency has compiled a list of tweets that were sent out by members of Trump's family, as well as by some of his friends and ex-friends. Information guru, Andy Cohen helped Miss Kixx with compiling this list. TWE…
Read full storyEveryone Agrees That It's Time That The Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Fucking Trump Circus Leaves Town (For Good!)
BISCUIT BITCH, Florida - (Satire News) - After the recent Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, have succeeded in making Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump look like the lying, low-life, scum-sucking, anti-American pussy th…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Says She Will Be Making A HUGE Royal Announcement Soon
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - Her majesty has told a very close friend, believed to be Piers Morgan. that in the coming weeks, she will be making a huge, very important announcement. When asked by her close friend, Loretta Piffinshaw, with T…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Putin Has Threatened To Invade Belgium
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Japan's national news agency, Saki News has just broken the story that Putin is getting ready to unleash his communist might on the tiny European country of Belgium. And according to Belgium's local press the reason is sim…
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