VP Harris Is Shocked At The Research Study Findings Conducted On The Members of Trump's Hard-Core Base
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, VP Harris has just read a research study conducted on the Trumptard’s base and she was astonished at the findings. The vice-president learned that there are still several million individual…
Read full storyFacebook Threatens To Permanently Ban Ex-Lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene
SILICON SPRINGS, California – (Satire News) – Former lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene have just been informed that they could be banned if they continue to reveal very intimate details about their former love affair. A rep for Facebook…
Read full storyTrumpWorld Is Quickly Becoming LoonyLand
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It seems like every day, investigators from the state of New York uncover more and more dirt on Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. State agents now say that they have found records that show that Trump actually paid a p…
Read full storySarah Ferguson’s Adult Sex Toy Shoppe Makes An Astouding £9 Million In Just Its 1st Month
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Piers Morgan has just announced that there is no one happier in the entire UK than his girlfriend, the former Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson. Morgan noted that his British babe’s brand new adult shoppe named The Lascivious…
Read full storyWorld Moisturiser Stocks Dwindle as Olly Murs Tones His Big Face
There was widespread concern in the world of male grooming yesterday when the latest figures revealed that stocks of moisturiser have descended to an all-time low after pop icon Olly Murs ordered over 500 tonnes to be delivered to his luxury Essex ho…
Read full storyFlorida Now Has More Nude Beaches Than All The Other 49 States Combined
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Plywood State of Florida has just announced that there are now more nude beaches in the state than in all of the other 49 states together. A spokesperson for the state stated that the weather along with t…
Read full storyPrince William and Princess Kate Reveal Their Favorite Rock Band
LONDON – (UK Satire) – After not wanting to reveal who their favorite rock band is, William and Kate finally divulged the band’s name to noted English news agency writer Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News. The happy, musically inclined ro…
Read full storyMatt Gaetz Says The Rumors of Him Getting Penis Enlargement Surgery Are As False-As-Hell
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Congressman Matt Gaetz, who many say looks like an ugly Idaho potato, is positively livid at the rumors that he is getting his tiny pee-pee (penis) enlarged. Gaetz, who is in a world of deep do-do due to counterf…
Read full storyBezos-Musk, Inc., Wants To Buy Buckingham Palace
LONDON – (Satire News) – London’s True Dat News Agency has just informed the UK citizens that the largest company in the world has offered to purchase Buckingham Palace. TDNA writer Reggie Rickenbacker stated that the Austin, Texas-based corporati…
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