Russia Conquers Ukraine After Putin Asks Trump to Send His Cult Followers to Invade Kiev
Kiev, Ukraine - Russian President Vladimir Putin has taken over the government of the Ukraine without losing any troops, after flying hundreds of Donald Trump's crazed cult followers to Kiev disguised as peace loving U.S. tourists. Once inside the…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Just Purchased a £2.8 Million Portrait of The Beatles
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Ominium Gatherum (UK) has just reported that Queen Elizabeth attended a very prestigious art gallery acution, where she purchased a very rare photo of the Beatles dressed as Buckingham Palace guards. The auction took place i…
Read full storyTexas Governor Greg Abbott To Be Forcibly Removed From Office
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The good, law abiding citizens of the Lone Star state have finally had their fill of the the worst, most worthless, piece-of-shit governor in the history of US governors. Greg “Eggplant Face” Abbott is hated more than hoof…
Read full storyUS Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene Denies That She Has Inverted Nipples
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is the most hated female politician in D.C., called up Margarita Mixx, the senior writer for the Wild Whispers News Agency. It seems that MTG wants WWNA to print…
Read full storyA Gynecologist In Reno Discovers One of His Patients Has 3 G-Spots
RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – A doctor in Reno has just informed BuzzFuzz that one of his patients (whose name he refused to release) has an astoundingly amazing 3 G-spots. Dr. Clement P. Pushmuffin, 64, said that in his 37 years in the female in…
Read full storySpoofer, Almost 92, Charged: Excessive Human Methane Emisssions
Washington, D. C. Special to The Spoof. Under a law designed to reduce methane emissions from power plants and autos, an elderly The Spoof writer was arrested today, charged by the Environmental Protection Agency with excessive human methane emissi…
Read full storyDetroit Says 2023 Automobiles Will Not Have Ignition Keys
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The American Auto Industry has just announced a huge change for the 2023 automotive season. A spokesperson for Ford Motors said that they have devised a new automobile ignition system that will not require a key. Ford…
Read full storyPM plays down No.10 lockdown orgy furore: Staff only fondled using socially distanced hands on springs, says Johnson
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson was at the centre of another #Partygate storm last night as former key advisor, Dominic Cummings, told The Times newspaper that a Roman-style orgy was held at Ten Downing Street during the height of the 2020 lockdown.
Read full storyOne last swallow at Wembley Stadium
LONDON, (Rooters) - A yankee woman, Maria O'Sullivan, pissed off a Londoner named Jack Cromwell, better known to his friends as the "Ripper," during a goal scored inside Wembley Stadium at the start of his country's World Cup qualifying game against…
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