Trump’s Brain Doctor Is Very Concerned Because His Brain Is Rapidly Dwindling Down To Nothing
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s neurological doctor has just told him what Melania has suspected for years. And that is that his brain, which is down to the size of a Georgia grape, is atrophying at an alarming rate. Dr. Simon P.
Read full storyRussian President Vladimir Putin Denies That He Had An Affair With Melania Trump
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has finally decided to issue a statement regarding President Putin's alleged affair with Melania Trump. The KV stated emphatically in an editorial that the rampant rumors that have been floating all over…
Read full storyThe Party Continues For Defiant Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson has been embattled ever since the revelation that he attended a Downing Street staff party, in defiance of his own lockdown orders. Since then he has been labeled a hypocrite and worse. Many are even calling for the leader's resignation…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth States That a Crumpet Has More Brains Than Donald Trump
LONDON – (Satire News) – It’s no secret that her majesty, the queen has never, ever liked the arrogant, sarcastic, low-life scumbag, who turned out be the worst president in the history of the world’s presidents. And just like the United States sp…
Read full storyMcDonalds Introduces Their New McFortune Cookie-Flavored McNuggets
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The Mickey D’s fast food chain is always looking out for brand new menu items to add to it’s huge assortment of “Mc” foods. A spokesperson for the biggest fast food chain in the entire world stated that their…
Read full storyNorway Is Extremely Concerned About The Sardine Shortage
OSLO, Norway – (World Satire) – The government of Norway is very worried about the sardine shortage that has hit the Scandinavian country. Concern over the oily forage fish situation has all Norwegians worried-as-hell. The term sardine is also…
Read full storyThe Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has announced that the 2022 Women’s Federated Football League will be changing some established rules and will be adding others. League rep, Marsha Mickalicki, 31, said that one rule that is…
Read full storyA Brooklyn Woman Caught Selling Marijuana To a Priest and a Nun
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump baser was so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the “Our Sist…
Read full storyA DNA Expert Reveals An Astounding Revelation About Donald Trump and Ann Coulter – They’re Brother and Sister!
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s leading DNA experts has just learned an amazing thing about Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump and Ann Hartlette Coulter. According to noted Dr. Bartles Jameson, the predatorial pervert and the human swizzl…
Read full storyThe Hateful, Evil Marjorie Taylor Greene Is So Damn Despised That She Has To Wear a Disguise Whenever She Goes Out
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express has stated that Marjorie Taylor Greene has just become the most hated politician in the District of Columbia; and that includes such hated assholes as McConnell, Jordan, Nunes, Gaetz, Ma…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Investigating Fake Evangelicals
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – iRumors has just broken the story that President Biden has called for a thorough investigation into allegations that there are many fake evangelicals operating in the Midwest; namely Iowa, Kansas, and Missouri. P…
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