"Where do your people come from?"
Ngozi Fulani has an older name: Marlene Headley. Does this make her a fraud? Can’t a person change their name? Some of the British press like to focus attention away from the Royal Family and Their Wacky Friends, and instead concentrate as much hatre…
Read full storyHow to Pretend You’re Not A Criminal … By Criminals
O.J. Simpson wrote a book once. I never read it, but the title was something like: “I Didn’t Do It, But If I Did, Here’s How I Woulda Done It.” Yep, that is true, he actually mentally visualized the crime of killing two people – which he allegedly…
Read full storyReal Life Barbie Ain’t Got No Dream House No More
Barbie is poor and not what she used to be. Her dream house is up for sale, but no one beyond a billionaire can afford it. The real estate market is going happily nuts by selling mansions to anyone with a million dollars. If you don’t have that m…
Read full storyYankees Starvin’ the Yemenis
America is such a good nation. Never done anything wrong. Every time America goes to war, it’s always for a good purpose. Like Afghanistan and Syria and Iraq and … well, those are just the most recent. But what about the Christmas holidays? Don…
Read full storyXmas Happenings in America (For the Adult Children)
In Arizona recently a man was stopped for driving in the special two-person lane by the Police. The policeman stopped him because the other person was Green. The Doll was a Grinch blow-up sex doll - apparently an early present from the man to him…
Read full storyCanadian Mass Murder is Nice & Polite
It’s the holidays, and we all gather round the TV to see America’s Next Mass Shooting (move over, America’s Got Talent – Talent to Kill! Where’s my Emmy!?), and we watch innocent people die so that politicians can think and pray and then do absolutel…
Read full storyScientist Jane Goodall - Trump's Behavior that of An Aggressive Chimp (Or Baboon)
The world's leading expert on Chimps and the whole Primate Family (which includes Humans) - Jane Goodall was interviewed recently on NCB TV. During the interview videos of Hostile and aggressive Chimp behavior was played. Then-Videos on Trump o…
Read full storyPub Band is playing Last Christmas by Wham for the Seventh time
Pub rock band Oily and the Blanchmange have now played Last Christmas by Wham for the seventh time Even the jazz-tinged saxophonist Tim Dewberry-Sprocket is getting sick of it. 'I know it is a classic Christmas song' bewailed Tim 'but our singe…
Read full storyEnvironmental Experts Predict That The Black Sea Could Become Totally Dry Within 18 Years
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that weather experts are warning that the Black Sea could become completely dry by 2040. GSNA reporter Topeka Joplin, said that she spoke with Zoyler Zollicoffer, 43, who is a h…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Is 10 Times More Popular Than Her Sister-in-Law Kate Middleton
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, reports that thanks to the very popular Netflix documentary, "Harry and Meghan," Meghan Markle has just become 10 times more popular than her sister-in-law Kate…
Read full storyNoah's Ark Found in Turkey - Was in the Shape of a Giant Bagel
Evangelical Conspiracy Magazine - (one of the main supporters of Trump) - has made an amazing discovery in Turkey. On top of Mount Aptal - in a deserted part of Turkey - Evangelic Faithful found pieces of Noah's Ark - said Brother Bleeding Heart…
Read full storyHouse Leader McCarthy Not to Be New Leader of Congress-Trumpheads are Running Rampant.
[GOP for Kids magazine - (start them out early) - reports Kevin McCarthy might not be the new Head of the Congressional House. A right Wing Trumphead candidate might replace him. A third of the House is now Frothing at the Mouth Trumpheads. H…
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