House Leader McCarthy Not to Be New Leader of Congress-Trumpheads are Running Rampant.

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 14 December 2022

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[GOP for Kids magazine - (start them out early) - reports Kevin McCarthy might not be the new Head of the Congressional House.

A right Wing Trumphead candidate might replace him. A third of the House is now Frothing at the Mouth Trumpheads.

He blames the Democrats for encouraging these GOP Crazies in congress:

We have always been the Sane, Responsible party.

It's all the Democrats fault. Anything bad that happens to Us - it's them.

I might lose my job. I got back in good with Trump - had to to Kiss his Ring, his hand, and other bodily Parts - and thing were looking great.

I had to totally agree the Jan. 6 Riot was caused by the Libs. .

Somehow a lot of Republican Loonies got elected - and now they want to run the Congress.

I am suddenly remembering that old story about playing with Fire - and you might get Burnt.

My Ass might get burnt on this one.

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