How to Pretend You’re Not A Criminal … By Criminals

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 14 December 2022

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MTG is the OJ for This Generation

O.J. Simpson wrote a book once. I never read it, but the title was something like: “I Didn’t Do It, But If I Did, Here’s How I Woulda Done It.”

Yep, that is true, he actually mentally visualized the crime of killing two people – which he allegedly did not do – in order to reconstruct how a killer would kill … if he was a killer.

Dumb? Fuckin’ right! (OJ wrote a book?!)

And now Marjorie Taylor Greene (Mensa alum Class of ‘0000000000) has said that she didn’t do no insurrection, but if she and (who was it? Gaetz? Bannon? Does it matter?) the other person HAD done it, she would’ve done it right, and brought a lot of guns to make it got done good.

And this still isn’t enough for American law enforcement to lock her up? (Hey, cops, you soooooo bad – do something – unless you’re also members of the KKK? Ah, never mind, I have my explanation.)

Wow. If you’re white in America, you really can get away with tons of crimes, and it’s even better if you’re rich and a politician. All those Supreme Court justices still just walking around … no one investigating?

What does this comparison tell us? OJ did go to jail, due to sports memorabilia (so his idiocy is assured), but Marge did not go to jail. Most of the US Supreme Court is white. If Donald Trump had been black … or if Barrack Obama had told his followers that he would join them as they charged up the steps, carrying their guillotine …

It still all comes down to black and white in Yankee Land.

Merry Christmas, America! Jesus was black and had a gold tooth and hated whitey.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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