In Arizona recently a man was stopped for driving in the special two-person lane by the Police.
The policeman stopped him because the other person was Green. The Doll was a Grinch blow-up sex doll - apparently an early present from the man to himself.
In Florida, Trump is having a big party for all the Streetwalkers near Disney World in Orlando. He was going to have the party for the Palm Beach Ladies of the Evening but could not find any.
He has been looking weekly for them - but the city is very vigilant.
He will be Santa and his friend Rudy will be the Reindeer.
Free Viagra for all his buddies attending.
Trump was going to invite the local massage girls - who he knows very well - but they are all Asian and don't celebrate Xmas.
Elsewhere - Marjorie Taylor Green - the hard - faced woman with a decent body, will have the Proud Boys over to her Georgia home for Xmas.
They will drink Eggnog and sing Carols by the fire - and in between go out to the shooting range and practice on the target photos of Pelosi and Pence.
They are gearing up for 'M. T. ' to lead the next Raid on the Capitol building - (if it looks like Biden will get re - elected in 2024).
She thinks she can do it better.
