Yankees Starvin’ the Yemenis

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 14 December 2022

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When America Fights A Saudi War, Somebody's Kid is Gonna Die! (As Long As They're Not White, Then It's OK)

America is such a good nation. Never done anything wrong. Every time America goes to war, it’s always for a good purpose.

Like Afghanistan and Syria and Iraq and … well, those are just the most recent.

But what about the Christmas holidays? Don’t we all need a good war to donate money to so that we feel better about ourselves, and so we too can be called good and just and wholesome and merciful?

Usually it’s Ethiopia or Somalia where there are tons of people dying all the time, but we in the west have already donated to those people. Gawd, let’s have someone new dying so we can feel good pounding back the Baileys on Christmas Eve while we watch yet another Hallmark piece of crap about someone saving Christmas from terrorists!

For Christmas 2022, Welcome to Yemen!

Where America and Saudi Arabia (thanks Joe Biden once again for excusing the murderer of Jamal Khashoggi) have banded together to massacre as many Yemese people who are on the “wrong side”. Children look like those hairless Mexican cats, but the cats are OK, it’s just those pesky people who have to go and starve to death to make us all feel bad.

Will the Ukrainians help free the Yemenese from the fascist Yankees and Saudis? Will the UN step in and say Enough Is Enough, and other Twitter hashtags? Will anyone give a flying fuck about any country being butchered by the right and good as long as no major news outlet covers American atrocities like America will happily cover any else’s hellish behaviour.

Short answer: No. And to even write a story saying how the Good are as evil as the Evil … well, Julian Assange is still in a prison cell, and America is still telling the world how great it is, and the Saudis still have the death penalty which involves cutting people’s heads off with a big Ali Baba sword … the past is alive and well and killing the innocent.

And why are they doing this? Oil? Land grab? No one can exactly tell why the Yankees are there … guess it’s just fun to kill some other nation’s people while waiting for your next psycho citizen to get his AR-15 and go “shopping”.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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