Barbie is poor and not what she used to be.
Her dream house is up for sale, but no one beyond a billionaire can afford it. The real estate market is going happily nuts by selling mansions to anyone with a million dollars. If you don’t have that much money, join Barbie and Ken.
Here’s where they are in life right now:
Barbie is turning tricks for her pimp, Ken, wearing sparkly jewelry and a faux fur wrap and plastic stiletto heels and a black eye … while Ken is wearing the latest in pimp daddy fashion, with a purple hat and an ostrich plume, platform heels with goldfish in them, and gold gold GOLD everywhere on his body, hanging off his neck and wrists and giving him the prettiest and scariest smile you ever seen, bitch!
So now your kids can play REAL LIFE BARBIE!
… make sure to buy the meth lab and the bullet holes for when Ken’s drug deals go bad, and then buy more pimp daddy dolls to see Barbie traded and passed around whenever she don’t make enough money for her best baby.
Barbie … even she can’t get an abortion when her john or pimp knock her up gooooood …
