Trump Candidates Failing
Donald Trump's handpicked candidates to run against Republicans who voted to impeach him are not doing well. Mitch McConnell is nervous: "We'll be lucky to just lose our pants and maybe keep our hats at the 2022 mid-term election. We'll never win…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth and Prince Charles To Appear In a Commercial For McDonalds
LONDON - (UK Satire) - True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker has just broken the story of the month. He learned from a source inside Buckingham Palace that her majesty and her son will soon begin filming a commercial to be run on the BBC.
Read full storyImagine: Suing The Owner After Caught With Owner's Property
The outrage! How dare the FBI give ample warning of their visit to Mar-a-Lago to recover stolen property belonging to the National Archives and then have the thief, caught red-handed with fifteen boxes of the stolen documents (that's 15 boxes), t…
Read full storyTaylor Swift's Trans Cousin Ronald/Ronda Says Trump Groped Her
STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle, has just learned that one of Taylor Swift's cousins, a trangender named Ronald/Ronda, alleges that old Lard Belly (Trump) gave him/her an unwanted hug,…
Read full storyFired TV Host Chris Stirewalt Says That Fox News Is Coming Apart At The Seams and No One Gives a Shit
NEW YORK CITY - (Business Satire) - The network that once prided itself in being "Trump's Favorite Network" is coming apart seam by seam, according to former political analyst Chris Stirewalt. Stirewalt, who was fired at the insistence of Toxic Tr…
Read full storyI, Bunny Wingate, Have a Date with an 'AI' tonight
I am one of those bright, thoughtless, pretty Butterfly - type Influencers Online - and that apparently attracted me to Harvey, a supercomputer in California. That is what he calls himself. He is considered kinky among the Ai - Set for liking rel…
Read full storyA Major US Airline Adds 3 Daily Flights To The North Pole For Anyone Wanting To Escape The Hellacious Heat!
FORTH WORTH, Texas - (Business Satire) - A spokesperson for American Airlines has just informed the flying public that due to the extensive heat wave that has been engulfing the country (and the world), they have decided to take action. Airline sp…
Read full storyThe Erotically Sexy Liz Hurley Agrees To Film A Commecial For McDonalds
CICERO, Illinois - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corp. has just struck gold as they have signed the beautiful, sexy, sensuous British actress Liz Hurley to film a Mickey D's commercial. Miss Hurley has agreed to appear wearing an extremely tin…
Read full storyThe Reason Why An Entrant In The Miss Mississippi Beauty Pageant Has Been Disqualfied
BULOXI, Mississippi - (Entertainment Satire) - The New Orleans Recorder-Chronicle has just revealed that the Miss Pussywillow, Mississippi contestant Mandy Mills has been disqualified. According to reporter Bacardi Cheyenne, Miss Mills told one of…
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