Texas Is Crushing Voting Rights
First, it was women’s health rights, as in Roe v Wade, limiting women to receive a legal termination within the first 5 weeks of pregnancy. That was a Texas decision by men (Guess what?) who have never been or will ever be pregnant. Why did men e…
Read full storyGermany’s First All-Nude Female Soccer Team Wins It’s Season Opener
FRANKFURT, Germany – (Sports Satire) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that the world’s first all-nude women’s soccer team handily won their very first game. The unique soccer team known as The Frankfurt Frauleins easily defeated the all-m…
Read full storyThe New Taliban Regime Warns That Anyone Using The Derogatory Term "Camel Toe" Will Be Arrested and Exiled To Siberia or Minnesota.
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Afghanistan’s Taliban Government says that they will not put up with it’s citizens verbally, emotionally, physically, and sexually attacking women. Taliban leader General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim, informed The San…
Read full storyAnderson Cooper’s Sexual Secret Finally Comes Out
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down and interviewed Anderson Cooper. She noted that he has the most beautiful eyes of anyone she has ever seen, man or woman. Miss Chipotle, also noted…
Read full storyTexas And Taliban Women’s Rights
While the roaming Taliban men use their whips on women who are not fully covered, Texas is forcing women who are victims of rape or incest to give birth to unwanted pregnancies. While the Texas legislators have not okayed stoning women for pre-ma…
Read full storyDonald Trump Hits Back At Putin Saying That He Has a Napoleon Complex Since He’s Only 5-foot-2-Inches Tall
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Insiders at Mar-a-Lago say that the Trumpster is still extremely upset at the fact that Russian President Putin referred to him as being nothing more than a submissive pussy. Trump, who has the personality of a sanitar…
Read full storyGreg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!
RACIST RIVER, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas was in the little town of Racist River, Louisiana, where he was speaking before a gathering of the white, racist, extremist group known as The Proud Boys. The rally took place in a Wa…
Read full storyA Women’s College Softball Coach is Accused of Getting to Third Base With Her Second Baseman
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Sports Satire) – The NCAA is investigating a softball coach who is alleged to have carried on an affair with the team’s star player. Coach Nancy Frillmeister, 37, who has been the girl’s softball coach at Paul Revere Uni…
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