Sing Sing Prison Officials Say They Have Donald Jonathan Trump’s Cell Ready
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – One of the most popular Republican publications in the nation, has just announced that it won’t be long now, before the person who is still regarded as one of the biggest haters in the United States finds himself…
Read full storyViral video shows football coach exhibiting human behavior
The Primatology World is abuzz this morning over a video that captured New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick take hold of the wrist of Quarterback Mac Jones and lead him away at the conclusion of the football game last Sunday. The video, sho…
Read full storyCongress Will Vote To Have Marjorie Taylor Greene Removed On Grounds of Being a Total and Complete Racist Asshole
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has just broken the congressional story of the month. Miss Fiddle, no relation to the Florida Fiddles, heard from an inside source, one of the sexier female pages, that the me…
Read full storyThe Seattle City Council Has Just Chosen a Brand New Heat-Related City Slogan
SEATTLE – (Satire News) – This past June 29, the Emerald City’s temperature hit a record-setting heat index of 119! Reporter Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz wrote that she actually saw a dog, a woodpecker, and a wayward kangaroo, literally sticking to…
Read full storyVatican to launch new “Space Programme”
The Vatican in Rome have just announced details of a new Space Programme, intended to take the highest ranking clergy into space in reusable vehicles. It will be funded using the Vatican’s vast gold reserves although it is understood that no rock…
Read full storyBrooklyn Reports That 2,909 Women Named Karen Have Changed Their Name
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The female name Karen has now become about as popular as the name “C*nt.” The nation’s leading linguist, Reginald P. Peckerweather, 77, defines the word Karen as a despicable slang term for an obnoxious, angry, entitled,…
Read full storyEngland Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting
LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…
Read full storyWebster’s Dictionary Has Just Added Donald Trump's Photo To The Name "Asshole"
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reports that Donald Trump is fit-to-be-tied at the new graphic that Webster’s Dictionary has just added to one of it’s words. Abby Yukon spoke with the chief executive director of the world-famed dicti…
Read full storySlippery Rock University Kicker Kicks an NCAA Record-Setting 91-Yard Field Goal To Win The Game
CLEVELAND, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Slippery Rock defeated Southern North Dakota in their neutral rivalry game, which is played every year in Cleveland’s Grover Cleveland Coliseum. Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba stated that the Pennsyl…
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