Rep. Jim Jordan Insists That The 93 Former Ohio State Wrestlers Are All Lying
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has revealed that 93 ex-Ohio State University wrestlers are alleging that Jim “The Vibrating Tongue” Jordan secretly drew charcoal drawings of their male members (cocks).
Read full storyMcDonalds Introduces McEscargots
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation is always on the look-out for new and interesting food items to feature in their “Mc” meal menu. The Daily Max has just learned that their latest foray into the new item competition…
Read full storyElon Musk's Space X’s "Imagination-4" Returns Triumphantly After a Successful 3-Day Orbit
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida – (Satire News) - A team of 4 unprofessional astronauts who lifted off on board the Falcon-9 rocket "Imagination-4," from the President Joseph “Joey” Biden Launch Complex 39-IUD at the Kennedy Space Center for a 3-day explorat…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Insists That Her Daddy “Old Shit Face” Get Botox Because He Is Starting To Look Like That Ugly, Evil, Hate-Filled Bitch, Marjorie Taylor Greene
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle with National Rumblings said that she spoke with the former first daughter and she is positively nervous, worried, and scared-as-shit. Sweet Lips, as DJT calls his favorite child, said that just within the…
Read full storyA Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – US meteorologists from Maine to Oregon are puzzled-as-hell at the discovery of a volcano that has suddenly formed overnight in Lake Michigan. The Alpha Beta News Agency was the first news outlet to report on the volcano,…
Read full storyThe Internet Has Just Shut Down The Terrorist Website www.terroristmothereffers.sic
MANHATTAN, New York – (Satire News) – Acting on a tip from information guru Andy Cohen, the Internet has taken steps to shut down a website that is run by members of four of the world’s most notorious terrorist groups. The four groups include the…
Read full storyThe Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy
GECKO GULCH, Lebanon – (Satire World) – The Terrorist organization known as Hezbollah, has decided to take the advice of a Portuguese consulting firm and change their name. Bipoli Yayamana, a spokesperson for the Lebanon-based group, said that the…
Read full storyPresident Biden Breaks With Tradition and Allows VP Harris to Sign a Vice-Presidential Executive Order
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter, Abby Yukon, is reporting that she interviewed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who told her that VP Harris has just received permission to introduce a new governmental mandating feature…
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