Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?
Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…
Read full storyDominic Cummings reveals the 'Truth' and nothing but the 'Truth' and it aint Funny!
"Spin-doctor Supremo", Dominic Cummings, has just revealed what really went on behind the sacred doors of the PM's residence during the first months of the Covid19 pandemic! Here exclusively for lovers of Jaggedone's pure impudence, and controversy,…
Read full storyFauci, CDC initiate cropdusting approach to vaccines
Well, if you’re afraid of needles you ought to be very happy today! You should also be happy if you hate debates! The CDC has figured out a way to end the COVID-19 vaccine debate. A very happy Dr Fauci today announced the successful completion of a p…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has gone from the top of the mountain top (as mayor of New York City in 2001) to the depths of the NYC sewer system (as a Russian ass-kisser) in a span of only 20 years, 6 months…
Read full storyTrump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"
At what reportedly was the 21st commencement at Trump University, commencement speaker Mike Lindell gave an emotional, effusive 2 1/2 hour speech, mostly focussing on the exploits of former president Trump, his greatness in becoming "America's best p…
Read full storySuccessful launch for the US: First lighthouse in space!
American pride was in full stride this morning after our great nation became the first to launch an entire lighthouse into space! Thousands of spectators witnessed the event and billions more around the world watched it on TV. NASA engineers mostl…
Read full storySpousal Rites on the Golan Heights
Even though dear Carrie Symonds has, understandably, not officially answered Boris' proposal - since he has yet to acquire her favourite rug, the Pearled Carpet of Basra, embroidered with one and a half million of the fabled Basra pearls, costing ove…
Read full storyProfessional Sports Teams Are Scooping Up An Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill
KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Sports Satire) - After an extensive two-year research study a medical scientist in Kalamazoo, Michigan has developed an astounding pill that when swallowed with 18 ounces of Gatorade completely wipes out the dreaded athlete's…
Read full storyTrump Claims Nancy Poozleosi Could Eat Ice Cream With Her Mask On
BILLINGSGATE POST: Never one to engage in hyperbole, Donald Trump, in assessing the sharp tongue of House Speaker, Nancy Poozleosi, said that she could eat ice cream with her mask on. Noting Nancy’s affinity for expensively rich ice cream that occ…
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