U.S. Supreme Court Out Of Ladies Panties And Siding With College Athletes
Wow! At last! After raking in billions of dollars for colleges and universities participating in sports, the US Supreme Court ruled that college athletes should also get a piece of that pie. Yes, athletes received scholarships, room and board, me…
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Donald Trump, a man from Withering Glance has lost out on the one remaining Argos catalogues he needs to complete his collection on eBay. The Winter 1992 edition was said to be in pristine condition, and Donald had made an offer of £60.00 with £10…
Read full storyNBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down
REDONDO BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that Shaq’s Pizza Shack has been ordered to close by the California State Inspectatorial Agency. CSIA inspector Rusty Tzatsiki, no relation to famed gynecologist Z…
Read full storyBoxing Champ Mike Tyson Says He's Going To Go To College and Get a Gynecological Degree
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the greatest fighters to ever strap on a pair of boxing gloves has just told the sports media that he is going to enroll in college. “Iron” Mike Tyson, who had more first round knock-outs than anyone in boxin…
Read full storyDonald Trump Confided To Melania That He Is Starting To Have a Problem Keeping His Lies Straight
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump recently told her BFF Meghan Markle that her husband’s 30,000 plus lies have finally caught up to him. She noted that he wakes up in the middle of the night, and asks her if he really said this o…
Read full storyPresident Biden Has Hired Paula Deen To Cook For President Obama’s 60th White House Birthday Bash
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe-Express newspaper has just announced that President Biden has contracted cooking show maven, Paula Deen, who is back in everyone’s good graces, to cook for President Barack Obama’s 60th birthday…
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