Thoroughbred Race Horse Trainer Bob Baffert Has Agreed To Star In His Own Reality TV Show Titled “Horsing Around With Bob Baffert”
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – Like they say, when one horse stable door closes, another one opens. The legendary horse trainer Bob Baffert, who was suspended from racing for two years, has just signed with the Bravisimo Network to star…
Read full storyTrillions of Cicadas Have Totally Blanketed Rhode Island
ELEANOR RIGBY – Rhode Island - (Satire News) – After being in hiding for 17 years the dreaded Stipalacocksolosis has emerged from hibernation with a vengeful vengeance. Insect scientists have been warning that the infamous cicadas were going to ar…
Read full storyBishops Rebuke Catholic Politicians (Biden) Who Support Abortion Rights
How many bishops have been pregnant, anyway? One? Two? Yes? No? None? Okay. How many are going on pregnancy number five, and you aren’t Ethel Kennedy with a bankroll for nannies? No? None? Okay. Then the kid grows up and they're rejected f…
Read full storyThe Santa Ana Winds in California Are So Strong, They’re Picking Up Boulders The Size of Hyundai Elantras
BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – Some of the state’s most veteran meteorologists are shaking their heads in disbelief as some of the Santa Ana Winds have been clocked at 103 mph. One long-time jalapeno farmer, Gunther Hoodhilly, 83, who…
Read full storyElon Musk Is So Rich He Just Bought 7 Banks To Store His Money In
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the country’s leading financial experts recently stated that if Elon Musk were to convert all of his billions and billions of dollars into $100 bills and lay them end-to-end, they would stretch from Saturn, to M…
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