Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public
“Bubbles, what’s up? Are you going to serve “tea” to Joe Biden and dent our friendly relationship?" “You know my duty, Barry. And rumor has it; Joe can't wait. And it would help if you remembered, I am the Queen. Unlike some of the younger members…
Read full storyThe Kentucky Derby Is Moving To Delaware
LOUISVILLE – (Sports Satire) – In an announcement that has sent shock waves throughout the world of thoroughbred racing, the Kentucky Derby Rules & Regulations Committee, has issued a statement that the old Granddaddy of Horse Racing will be leav…
Read full storyDesign Your Own Sex Doll Company Thriving Despite Covid-19
A Barnstable company that makes 'made to order' sex dolls says that business is booming despite Covid-19 restrictions. "We have plenty of clients," Neil Porter, the founder, and CEO of DesignADoll announced. "If anything we have grown over the…
Read full storyA Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…
Read full storyTexas Governor Greg Abbott Says He Is Going To Build a Wall and Texas Will Pay For It
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Austin Texan World newspaper is reporting that Greg Abbott, who is the most hated governor in the history of the Lone Star State, recently told his BFF Sean Hannity that he will take money from the states Food Stamp Progr…
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