Donald Trump Celebrated His 75th Birthday With an Elaborate Masquerade Party at Mar-a-Lago
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that citizen Donald Johnny Trump had a 75th birthday bash to end all birthday bashes at his Mar-a-Lago digs. BuzzFuzz reporter, Taffeta Kixx, remarked that she was the only Democrat invited to…
Read full storyThe Cleveland Indians Owner Has Finally Come Up With A Brand New Team Name
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – After months of trying to find a name to replace the inappropriate team name, the Cleveland Indians organization has finally decided on a new name. Team Spokeswoman Loretta Ramona Dellvippy, who has been separated fro…
Read full storyDonald Trump Denies That He Is a Card-Carrying Member of The U.S. Nazi Federation
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – D.J. Trump appeared with his all-time favorite news host, Maria Bartiromo and told her that he has no idea where the rumor came from, but he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the U.S. Nazi Federation. Bar…
Read full storyAnother glimpse of the future: Group defecation by 2100!
Louie Martino is an American futurist that made his name during the 1980s when he envisioned the Internet and many of its practical applications. In his latest book, "Visions of 2100", Martino looks at social customs and norms he expects to see i…
Read full storyThe Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans
PHOENIX – (Sports News) – With a horrific record of 20-43, the Diamondbacks of Arizona are looking more like fishing worms than rattlesnakes. Thousands of fans have abandoned the Major League Baseball team, and are instead, watching reality shows…
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