Innocent Fenway fans fooled into singing their hearts out by evil Hollywood plot
I used to scoff at tradition as a kid but grew to learn over the years, that there is value in certain rituals. They connect us to our past and provide us a way of understanding our world as a continuum. That’s the value some traditions provide. But…
Read full storyBravo Naomi Osaka— No More Off Tennis Court Interviews
After performing open-heart surgery, a heart surgeon doesn't have someone thrusting a microphone into his or her face asking, “How was that last stitch? What were you thinking? Huh? We only have eight seconds before we have to pay the bills and break…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene’s Brand New Designer Perfume Has Been Banned In 47 States
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that Marjorie Taylor Greene is angrier than a rooster with erectile dysfunction. It seems that the "Greene Fiene," as Ricky Gervais has tagged her, is upset that her brand new designer…
Read full storyTruth is Revealed: COVID Scare was ploy to disguise aliens among us
Many people are in a state of shock today after a righteous whistle-blower blew the lid of a plot hatched by our government and a particular alien species known as the Wembleys. The Wembleys' home planet has not been disclosed, but their appearan…
Read full storyThe Ohio State Football Team Could Be Banned From Playing For 3 Years
COLUMBUS, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Reports emanating out of Columbus, state that the Ohio State Buckeyes football team may be banned for 3 years from competing in the NCAA football program. A team insider, who did not want her name revealed, told…
Read full storyLarry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Two of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA have just stated that they are in the process of purchasing one of the greatest franchises in sports history. Larry “Tweet Tweet” Bird and Tim “The Quiet Dude” Dun…
Read full storyA List of The Top 10 Worst Thoroughbred Race Horse Names of All-Time
The Sports Bet Gazette has compiled a list of the worst race horse names in the history of horse racing. SBG reporters Zorro La Bamba and Woody Velcro compiled the list along, with the help of former spaghetti western movie star Clint Eastwood. TH…
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