UK Government Admit Using Song To Dictate Covid Policy
The UK government has sensationally revealed how it is coming up with its coronavirus policy, as the country is thrust into yet another lockdown. Boris Johnson is using the 'Hokey Cokey' as inspiration. Believed to be the only song he knows all…
Read full storyAndrew Lloyd Webber's 'Coronavirus: The Musical' Set To Wow Audiences
The darling of both London's West End and New York's Broadway, veteran composer and music impressario Andrew Lloyd Webber just can't let it go, and is at it again as he launches his latest theatrical extravaganza, 'Coronavirus: The Musical'. Baron…
Read full storyThe Introspective Donald Trump: “I’d rather spend eternity on a desert island with Hillary"
Some people think Donald Trump is a reprehensible jerk. Others think he is a great man. It is safe to say, however, that no one thinks of Trump as being introspective. That may be changing, however, in the waning days of the Trump presidency. Sou…
Read full storyEnglish pub owner drowns in a barrel of Irish Guinness!
(NOT EDITED) With nothing better to do than polish his brass monkeys, walk the dog, play darts with the missus, play 'pocket-billiards' with himself, English pub owner, and ex-entrepreneur, Johnny Jackass (Real name, Johnny Johnson), from Rochdale, L…
Read full storyA Man Is Pissed Off Because His Brand New 2021 Calendar is Missing the Month of September
BRUSSEL SPROUT, Belgium – (World Satire) - Belgium's national news agency, Sproutalooza, has reported that a badger herder, Leuven Mons, became very upset after returning home from the store with a brand new 2021 calendar. Leuven’s wife, Amalasand…
Read full storyA Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers
AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Lorenzo Mickowitz purchased his pet kangaroo, Bouncy, when he and his ex-wife, Pearl, took a trip to Sydney, Australia, 13 years ago. According to Sports Bet Gazette, since then, Mickowitz has taught his Aussie pe…
Read full storyPeople Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item
CHICAGO – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation has always prided itself in striving to be the first fast food franchise to introduce a new menu item during the early part of each new year. And this year is no different. Mickey D's marketi…
Read full storyA 397-Year-Old Galapagos Turtle Has Escaped From The Bronx Zoo
BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – The director of the Bronx Zoo has just informed the news media that a 402-pound Galapagos turtle named Nostradamus II has just escaped from his holding cage. Nosty, who is 397-years-old, reportedly escaped once be…
Read full storyWho Else Did Donald Trump Telephone?
Well, adding up the numbers, Donald Trump would have needed more than just 11,780 votes from Georgia to overturn the election. So, did Trump also telephone other states? Did he try to coerce other states to find additional votes? Maybe check in t…
Read full storyMan To Reconsider The Work Of Sigmund Freud
A man who fancies himself as a bit of a philosopher, and has tried hard to read several books on the subject, has said he doesn't agree with everything he has read, and is planning his own assessment of the works of the influential Austrian philosoph…
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