Donald Trump Asks Sean Hannity To Please Lend Him $10 Million
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Trump’s new permanent residence is that the former president is in one horrible financial mess. BuzzFuzz is reporting that the man who, in just 4 years, spewed over 47,000 lies, including around…
Read full storyWho Figured The US Capitol Would Turn Into The OK Corral?
They looked like a mob of supporting actors in a B-rated film made for television, storming up the US Capitol Building steps, but they weren’t. The mob had an ax to grind. Their leader, Donald Trump, a B-listed actor miscast in a leading role by…
Read full storyLawyer Tiffany Trump To Defend Daddy In Future Litigation
Fresh out of law school, Tiffany Trump has been tapped to defend her father’s conviction of inciting the January 6 riot at the Capitol, causing six deaths. Still posing with her $1 million engagement ring and fiancé, Tiffany was surprised when ask…
Read full storyMY TWEET: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Trumpbirds Are Tweeting
BILLINGSGATE POST: The world, as we have known it, is not the same. A pencil-neck geek, a virtual parakeet, with a vocabulary so limited that listeners wince when he squawks, now has the pedestal. Like his old boss, Barry the Parrot, he couldn’t spea…
Read full storyMan Unaware Frank Lampard Had Been Sacked
In football news that some readers may find difficult to believe, an enthusiastic follower of the game has said that, despite keeping himself more-or-less up-to-date with what's going on, he was completely unaware that Chelsea coach Frank Lampard had…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Launches ‘Vanka’s Pop-Up Elite Ultra-Right Insurrection Club’
While ex-president and self-declared greatest man that ever lived, Donald Trump, sulks and skulks in his palatial Florida mansion, his favourite wife/daughter, Ivanka, has yet again astounded the world with her insatiable greed. Her ability to prise…
Read full storyAgonising back pain causes infamous Spoofer to chew on a tree trunk!
(NOT EDITED) Morphine tablets, Ibuprofen, and other pain-killers, could not relieve an infamous Spoofer from his back-pain-agony whilst lying in bed spoofing his heart out attempting to make people laugh! His wife, bless her heart, did everything…
Read full storyGuatemala’s Drug Cartel-Owned Soccer Team Remains Undefeated
GUATEMALA CITY - (Sports Satire) – Paloma Bocalinda, 26, with El Platano News Agency, has been covering the Central American Liga de Soccer games since the season started. She reported that the Guatemala City Banananistas soundly defeated the Pla…
Read full storyThe Al-Qaeda Navy Has Just Named Marjorie Taylor Greene It’s Official Pin Up Girl For 2021
PORT CAMEL TOE, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Mirage News Agency of Afghanistan has declared that, by a vote of 901 to 3, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been voted the official 2021 pin-up girl for the Al-Qaeda Navy. Al-Qaeda Ad…
Read full storyGuess Who's Coming to Dinner? Alex!
I was a little dubious about my kid, Rick, going off to college at Berkeley. Radicals, Free Love, Riots, Direct Action, Boycotts, Arson. Whatever happened to the fun things, like the panty raids of my generation? And intersex dorms? But he got a grea…
Read full storyManchester United Boss Issues Apology To Fans
After last Wednesday's humiliating home defeat at the hands of the Premier League's basement club, Sheffield United, Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has made a heartfelt statement to the club's fans, officially apologising for his team's…
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