Lawyer Tiffany Trump To Defend Daddy In Future Litigation

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 31 January 2021

image for Lawyer Tiffany Trump To Defend Daddy In Future Litigation
Larger than Ivanka's?

Fresh out of law school, Tiffany Trump has been tapped to defend her father’s conviction of inciting the January 6 riot at the Capitol, causing six deaths.

Still posing with her $1 million engagement ring and fiancé, Tiffany was surprised when asked about defending her father in his Senate conviction trial for inciting a riot.

“Yeah, what? Who said that?”

She was told that Rudy Giuliani named her as Donald Trump’s senior defense attorney.

Eyes rolling clockwise, she insisted that she knew nothing about the riot or her father’s criminal implications or defense. Still, she was there for the photo-op to show off her $1 million engagement ring, which was larger and more expensive than anything Ivanka ever had, and also introduce her billionaire fiancé, who was richer than Ivanka’s husband will ever be.

“How will you plead your father?”

Tiffany repeated that her first case was the ring and her fiancé and reigning at last over her housewife older sister, Mrs. Kurshner.

A quick telephone call from Tiffany's mother, Marla Maples, in California (Donald Trump’s second wife), and Tiffany announced that, of course, her father was innocent. And yes, she would plead him not guilty. And definitely, she intended to have him walk her down the aisle.

Somewhere in California, Marla Maples sighed a huge sigh of relief.

Read more by this author:

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more