Donald Trump Asks Sean Hannity To Please Lend Him $10 Million

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 31 January 2021

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The Deutschemeister Bank in Queens, may soon be the owner of Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate.

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Trump’s new permanent residence is that the former president is in one horrible financial mess.

BuzzFuzz is reporting that the man who, in just 4 years, spewed over 47,000 lies, including around 3,000 in his native German, is actually in such a monetary mess, that he is in danger of having his Mar-a-Lago mansion repossessed.

The Deutschemeister Bank of Queens, has sent DJT a certified letter stating if he doesn’t make a payment of $5 million within 72 hours, his luxuriously elegant Florida estate will be repossessed and sold at a bank auction.

BuzzFuzz further stated that Ivanka, Donald Jr. and Eric have chipped in $25,000 each, to their dad's save my house fund, but that is nowhere near enough.

Trump has even asked his girlfriend, Maria Bartiromo, to go online and try to sell his autographs for $800 a piece, or two for $1,597.

Meanwhile, his wife, Melania, has packed her bikini swimsuits, and has headed west to visit her two BFF’s, Meghan Markle and her hubby, Prince Harry, in sunny California.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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