Man Relieved Headache By Extraordinary Means
A man who likes to reminisce has recounted a tale of an occasion when he was working at a global telecommunications company, when he relieved a massive headache he was experiencing in an extraordinary - and barely believable - way. Moys Kenwood, 5…
Read full storyMoney-Hungry Donald Trump Selling Pardons For $1 Million
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire New) – Financial experts are saying that President Trump left nothing unturned when it came to lying; and that goes triple for his finances. A source close to Trump’s personal accountant, Aydin F. Periwinkle, stated that…
Read full storyForget the facemask. Hibernate!! PM orders the nation to cover itself in leafage
UK seaport officials were stunned this week to see their harbours and wharfs replete with leaf-bearing vessels from all four corners of the earth. The British government has been steadily buying up the world's stocks of swept leaves, all part of a…
Read full storyLiverpool v Manchester always a historical battle!
(NOT EDITED) Apart from the minor fact that there are two huge footy clubs in the wonderful county of Lancashire, the rivalry between Liverpool and Manchester goes much darker and deeper! Both teams wear red, but it is a fact that Liverpool's 'RED…
Read full storyNorthwest Derby Expected To Be A Classic!
As traditional football rivalries go, they don't get much bigger than this - Merseyside versus Greater Manchester - a sizzling northwest encounter in store for fans who have been waiting for this particular contest with eager anticipation since the f…
Read full storyThe Green Bay Packers Win – Aaron Rodgers Dedicates The Victory to Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The Packers are headed to the NFC Championship. They easily beat a Los Angeles Rams team 32-18, that said it was just too damn cold to be playing outside. The U.S. weather service said that the temperature at kick-off…
Read full storyAl-Qaeda Has Just Donated $14 Million Towards Donald Trump’s 2024 Campaign Fund
CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Russia’s national news agency, The Kremlin Voice, has publicly declared that one of the world’s most feared terrorist organizations has just donated $14 million to Trump’s 2024 political campaign. Al-Qaeda…
Read full storyLost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff
Washington, D.C. - Scooter 'Scoots' Landfield, of Bumblefudge, Mississippi was lost. Lost real, real bad. It happens a lot around D.C. But 'Scoots' didn't even want to be anywhere near D.C. He had been driving from his sister's husband's lobster b…
Read full storyDonald Trump Wanted A Big Send-Off On Wednesday
Donald Trump would like a big sendoff when he leaves the White House for the last time on Wednesday, January 20. Unfortunately, Putin can’t make it. Kim Jong-un is busy, and the Queen of England is occupied with her horses. So, he’ll have to settle f…
Read full storyVeteran Striker To Sign For Hull City
It might have been years since he last pulled on the famous black-and-amber shirt, but Hull City's desperate need of a competent striker who knows where the back of the net is has brought club legend Ken Wagstaff out of retirement, and in contention…
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