Public Hoping That Cult Leader Will be Convicted by a Jury, Half of Which Consists of His Followers
Washington D.C. - In a week-long trial of a former President and leader of the Trumpist cult, the American public, who recently, according to polls, decided he was guilty of fomenting violence against the country's democratic system of government, pl…
Read full storyMorphine tablets cause erection instability!
(NOT EDITED) Slipped discs, plus other agonising ailments, are often treated by doctors prescribing painkillers. However, their side effects, albeit painless, can cause other strange reactions to the male body scientists have discovered! Females s…
Read full storyTrump's Lawyers: Telling Armed Crazies to "Go to Capitol" and "Fight Like Hell" Was Just Metaphorical
Washington D.C. - Lawyers for Donald Trump took center stage on Friday at his impeachment trial, and immediately claimed that the President's speech on January 6th, to a crowd of supporters whipped into a frenzy by Trump's claim that the election was…
Read full storyWorking Class Knobhead Accused Of Being 'Upper Class Twit'
In a misjudgement of humongous proportions, a man who, if he categorizes himself as being anything at all, classes himself as being a working class idiot, has been accused by another man of being an 'upper class twit'. The accusation arose earlier…
Read full storyAnthea Turner Overdrive
Pub band Anthea Turner Overdrive are cursing the fact that while the erstwhile Television Presenter is trending on Twitter, they have not seen an upsurge in visits to their website, or Twitter feed. The band, are a popular live act around the Norf…
Read full storyMan sending Valentine Cards to all of the women he knows
Lonely bachelor Brian Asshat is sending Valentine's cards to all of the women that he knows. 'Yes,' said Brian, 'I will be sending 17 Valentine's cards this year, well I sent them all on Monday, so they should be delivered by now. I sent one to Ph…
Read full storyTwitter reminding the world of the continued existence of Anthea Turner
You may remember Anthea Turner from Blue Peter. You may remember her from Top of the Pops. You may remember her from 'Cleaning your House with Lemon Juice', 'Whose Bathroom is this mess in?' or even television epoch changer 'Scraping the Barrel'.
Read full storyThe Vampire Dairies Starring Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Is Back
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Millions of Vampire Diaries fans from Bulgaria to Pisagovia are thrilled that the popular vampire TV series is coming back with brand new shows. The year is now 2021, and the town has become a virtual cesspool of haunti…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Has Agreed To Appear on Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just disclosed that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, has finally agreed to appear on TV’s original dance competition show, Dancing With The Stars. BuzzFuzz has stated that the DWTS producers have been…
Read full storyBiden Orders Revolving Fire Hydrants For White House Grounds
BILLINGSGATE POST: In his latest Executive Order, President Biden decreed that revolving fire hydrants be installed on the White House grounds, having grown tired of seeing his two mutts, Champ and Major, lift their legs to pee on the existing hydra…
Read full storyWho Murdered Democracy?
Oh well, the Republicans say, that was yesterday; today is now. Get over it! It’s water under the bridge. Those who died can’t be resurrected. Those injured will recover. It’s a 'so what?' situation. Get over it! Tomorrow is another day. January 6 wi…
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