Fingers Crossed, The Wicked Grinch Is Gone
It took four years, but despite an impeachment, being accused by 26 women of sexual misconduct, saying some Nazis were good people, calling Mexicans rapists and murderers, being responsible for a pandemic that killed over 300,000 Americans, continuou…
Read full storyWoman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting
A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…
Read full storyTrump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him
The state of Pennsylvania, home of the Amish and birthplace of the pencil, was in the news today as it proved to be a crucial battleground in the US election. President Trump was ahead in early voting, but as early ballots and mail-in votes came in -…
Read full storyLate sweep by US Postal Service credited with Mondale 2020 victory
The intensive late push by the US Postal Service to leave "no stone unturned" in their search for mail-in ballots is considered responsible for the surprise Walter Mondale victory in the 2020 American Presidential election. The effort by mail sort…
Read full storyA Highly Reputable News Agency is Reporting That At Least 2.9 Million Cubans Living Illegally in Florida Voted For Trump
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The iRumors News Agency has found out that 2.9 million of the votes cast for Trump in the Plywood State were cast by Cubans, who are living in the United States illegally. The agency stated that most of the i…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He Will Be Signing a Presidential Executive Order Disqualifying All of The Votes Cast in California and New York
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Vox Populi News Agency, Trump says that every vote that was cast in California and New York state will be nullified. He stated that he has personally investigated the situation, and found that vo…
Read full storyToronto Raptors upset at low election turnout by area fans
Members of the Toronto Raptors, Canada's only team in the National Basketball Association, were despairing at the exceptionally low voter turnout by local fans in Tuesday's US Presidential election, despite significant efforts to engage with fans of…
Read full storyJudgemental Old Men in Red Hats
As winter is extending its dread grasp through the year, it is time to think of two old judgemental men in red hats. That's right, Donald Trump and Santa Claus. One is very rich, due to the fact that his father was a very rich man, the other goes…
Read full storyElection Latest! Election Latest!
The present mayor of Timbuktu, a desert village sunk in Saharan sands, who brutally rules over 5 mud huts, a pub with no beer, and a hotel with no rooms, has lost the local election. Results were impeded by a plague of locusts devouring the ballot…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Reports That Incidents of Fans Getting Hit By Foul Balls Was Reduced by 900% This Past Season
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred has just reported that the incidence of fans getting hit by foul balls has been greatly reduced. Manfred told ESPN-4, that injuries to fans from foul balls went down 900%, which,…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says Her Husband “Borrowed” Millions of Dollars Worth of Paintings From the Smithsonian Museum
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The first lady traveled to Baltimore to promote her “Be Best” program, which has pretty much become non-existent of late. Melania has flat-out refused the advice of Ivanka Trump, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Scott Baio, abou…
Read full storyThe Latest Rumor Coming out of The North Pole is That Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer is Gay
THE NORTH POLE – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that they have it from a 'fair and balanced' source that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is gay. Semi-top notch reporter Greg Gutfeld said that he spoke to one of Santa’s favorite Christmas elv…
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