Melania Trump Says Her Husband “Borrowed” Millions of Dollars Worth of Paintings From the Smithsonian Museum

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 November 2020

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Melania on her last visit to Mar-a-Lago.

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The first lady traveled to Baltimore to promote her “Be Best” program, which has pretty much become non-existent of late.

Melania has flat-out refused the advice of Ivanka Trump, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Scott Baio, about changing the messed-up name “Be Best” to the proper, more correct, “Be The Best”.

The first lady accidentally let it slip to the press, that the President borrowed millions of dollars' worth of paintings, from the Smithsonian Museum, and they're all sitting in the General Stonewall Jackson Commemorative Bedroom.

Regarding the “Be Best” program, Melania actually fired one of the White House cooks who told her that she graduated from Harvard with a degree in Festive Desserts, and the name “Be Best” conveys a lack of even the most minute education.

TMZ is reporting that the cook is now applying for unemployment benefits.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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