Fingers Crossed, The Wicked Grinch Is Gone

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 4 November 2020

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Santa Claus is coming to town...

It took four years, but despite an impeachment, being accused by 26 women of sexual misconduct, saying some Nazis were good people, calling Mexicans rapists and murderers, being responsible for a pandemic that killed over 300,000 Americans, continuous refusal to release his tax returns or financial records, calling dead American soldiers losers and suckers, the discovery of his Chinese bank account containing over $10 million, being caught paying hush money to a porn star, kissing up to Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Erdogan, and being a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, Donald Trump, this wannabe dictator, who tweets about the poll count, but spells it Poles count, as though Poland was counting votes (sending the MSNBC panel into gales of laughter), this bad joke actually ran for reelection.

And he was winning.

Nearing midnight, things seemed to be very grim for the Biden-Harris ticket. How could the USA survive four more years of Donald Trump?

The guy with the above list of anti-social, sleazy behavior must be at the bottom of the barrel, and yet, that guy was the best candidate the Republican Party had to offer?

Bone spurs? Grab them by the pussy? Good Nazis? Suckers and losers?

And then there was the announcement of the mail-in vote!

Alleluia!

Thank you, God!

She doesn't like nasty men.

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