Funny story: George Orwell alive and well in undisclosed location now under investigation

George Orwell alive and well in undisclosed location now under investigation

Approaching his 117th birthday, on June 25, Mr. George Orwell has been discovered in an undisclosed location. Supposedly passed away on January 21,1950, this information is incorrect. US Special Forces kidnapped Orwell from the UK on January 20...

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Funny story: Guys Saving Tens of Millions in Taxes Annually Say Those Saving Shit Should Worship Them

Guys Saving Tens of Millions in Taxes Annually Say Those Saving Shit Should Worship Them

Washington - Donald Trump and Sean Hannity, two guys with net worth of hundreds of millions to billions, have saved themselves tens of millions in taxes by helping to push through legislation to reduce corporate and personal tax rates and inheritance...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Invited to Host MAGA Rally, but Quickly Removed After Calling Trump Crowd "Boorish Halfwits"

Ricky Gervais Invited to Host MAGA Rally, but Quickly Removed After Calling Trump Crowd "Boorish Halfwits"

Washington - British comic roaster Ricky Gervais, fresh from another appearance in front of a Golden Globes ceremony in which he once again insulted the "Hollywood elite", was recently invited by grateful supporters of the President, who assumed he m...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Dresses to Impress on Casual Fridays

Nashville Woman Dresses to Impress on Casual Fridays

While some of her coworkers might give her odd looks when she shows up in a fitted blouse and business skirt on casual Fridays at the office, Lara Revolinski has a plan in mind. "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," is the motto adop...

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Funny story: Meghan and Harry storm the job market

Meghan and Harry storm the job market

Yep, the finches had been warbling it for weeks. But no-one wanted to listen. And now, Meghan, or rather the cat, has been let out of the bag. The Duchess of Sussex and Prince Harry have had enough. Now it's official. Now there's no going back. Now l...

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Funny story: Three Countries Losing the Most Habitat to Fires are Run by Dimwits Who Don't Believe in Climate Science

Three Countries Losing the Most Habitat to Fires are Run by Dimwits Who Don't Believe in Climate Science

Washington - In an ironic coincidence, the three countries which have lost the most forests, grasslands and natural wildlife habitats to massive uncontained fires are currently managed by three idiotic, clueless morons who refuse to believe the overw...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan to set up new home on Olly Murs' big face

Harry and Meghan to set up new home on Olly Murs' big face

Reports are coming in that controversial royal couple, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, are going to spend a portion of the year living on the big face of pop icon, Olly Murs It is understood that, as well as moving between the US and the UK, Harry...

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Funny story: The Queen To Take Over From Ray Winstone As New Face Of Bet365

The Queen To Take Over From Ray Winstone As New Face Of Bet365

In an effort to shake off her royal shackles, and to 'get real' in the world of work, Buckingham Palace has announced that Her Majesty the Queen has been offered a position in advertising, and will take over the role presently occupied by former acto...

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Funny story: Crotchless Aliens Already Here Say NASA Scientists

Crotchless Aliens Already Here Say NASA Scientists

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confirmation that aliens already have landed on Earth and may have been here for years, has been announced by NASA scientists. In the January edition of NASA’s respected journal “Get Outa My Space,” a picture of one these critter...

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Funny story: Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

(The following is an alternative history of the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings in 1991.) Senator Hatchett: Prof. Hill, let me preface my questioning by telling you how much I—and my colleagues—admire you for your courage and forthwrongness...

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Funny story: Queen To Step Back From Royal Duties

Queen To Step Back From Royal Duties

As part of an ever-growing trend, Her Majesty the Queen has, this morning, announced that she will be stepping back from her royal role, and will gradually retire from public life, which she described as "ghastly". This follows similar recent act...

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