Washington - In an ironic coincidence, the three countries which have lost the most forests, grasslands and natural wildlife habitats to massive uncontained fires are currently managed by three idiotic, clueless morons who refuse to believe the overwhelming consensus among experts in the field, that man-made climate change has resulted in elevated temperature and droughts
President Donald Trump of the United States, Prime Minister Scott Morrison of Australia and Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro all firmly believe that there is absolutely no way that almost every expert in the field of climate science could be correct.
"I'm sure that it's just a random occurrence that these three countries that are burning up are run by imbecilic assholes," said a climate science researcher at a local university. "I mean, what are the chances?"
