Three Countries Losing the Most Habitat to Fires are Run by Dimwits Who Don't Believe in Climate Science

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 10 January 2020

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Delusional Climate Science Deniers Donald Trump and Scott Morrison

Washington - In an ironic coincidence, the three countries which have lost the most forests, grasslands and natural wildlife habitats to massive uncontained fires are currently managed by three idiotic, clueless morons who refuse to believe the overwhelming consensus among experts in the field, that man-made climate change has resulted in elevated temperature and droughts

President Donald Trump of the United States, Prime Minister Scott Morrison of Australia and Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro all firmly believe that there is absolutely no way that almost every expert in the field of climate science could be correct.

"I'm sure that it's just a random occurrence that these three countries that are burning up are run by imbecilic assholes," said a climate science researcher at a local university. "I mean, what are the chances?"

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