Jose Mourinho Admits Tottenham Hotspur Are A One-Man Team
Jose Mourinho, the Tottenham Hotspur boss is no stranger to controversy, making tidal waves of drama with every word he utters, but few can have been more forthright than his statement yesterday, that, without Harry Kane, Spurs are nothing, and a bit...Read full story
Woman Sees Through Ex’s Love Avoidant Behavior
Unfooled by his failure to respond to her text messages, emails, and phone calls, Shannon Reese of Nashville, Tennessee, was able to see her ex-boyfriend Josh’s love avoidant behavior for what it actually was: a plea for deeper intimacy. “He’s lik...Read full story
World leaders agree that Iranian Revolutionary Guardsman accidentally picked rocket from store, accidentally put it into a rocket launcher, accidentally aimed it at Ukrainian passenger plane and accidentally fired – it was all an accident!
World leaders have refused to condemn Iran after the damning evidence that it had shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet headed to Ukraine and Canada in what appears to have been a clumsy response to the drone strike by the US military against a Quds Ge...Read full story
Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen
A Buckingham Palace spokesman said that the Queen was upset at being ghosted by Harry and Meghan. He said "The Queen is really, really annoyed. Her son and daughter in law haven't replied to any of her text messages or What's App messages, even ones...Read full story
Queen's Landrover running 'a bit lumpy': "Did Meghan tamper with ignition system?" asks Daily Mail.
The royal rumour mill was abuzz with conjecture last night after a gamekeeper on The Queen's Sandringham estate revealed that Her Majesty had told him that her favourite Landrover Defender was 'running a bit lumpy' following an early morning drive ar...Read full story
Immature And Extremely Sadistic Author Trapped Inside His Own Short Story Still Screaming To Get Out
Sources recently confirmed that 43-year-old Jared Wall (an extremely immature and sadistic asshole who thoroughly enjoys writing pointlessly cruel short stories in which helpless characters suffer tremendously before they die) has been missing since...Read full story
Hands Off The Threads, Creep
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was right out of Guys and Dolls. Nathan Detroit was Frank Sinatra, and Frank Sinatra was Nathan Detroit. This was in 1955, when girls were broads because they didn’t know no different. They smoked cigarettes, wore pink dresses...Read full story
Manchester United: Defeat Against Norwich Will Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match
Manchester United go into a crucial match against bottom-of-the-table Norwich City at Old Trafford this afternoon, knowing that a defeat would almost certainly bring down the curtain on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's managerial reign. After Wednesday's hu...Read full story