Funny story: FibalongaBoris Greatest Hits

FibalongaBoris Greatest Hits

The Prime Minister's debut album, FibalongaBoris, is a quasi-singalong of some of the best lies launched up to now. "I want to make sure the slate's not wiped clean just because people elected me. I am proud of my cunning, and this CD is a sort of...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Impresses Friends by Contemplating Registering for Ultra-Marathon

Nashville Man Impresses Friends by Contemplating Registering for Ultra-Marathon

Friends of 42-year-old Dave Paxton of Nashville, Tennessee, were greatly impressed when Paxton informed them that he was contemplating registering for a 50-mile ultra-marathon. “To me, it’s doubly impressive considering that he doesn’t even run or...

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Funny story: Local Man Denies Writing Comeback Rumours

Local Man Denies Writing Comeback Rumours

Local man, and once prolific writer of absolute bollocks, crap jokes, sob stories, knob-related gubbins and generally unfunny shite, Martin Shuttlecock, today denied that he was all set for a writing comeback. Speaking today from the tiny caravan...

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Funny story: Thomas Markle to reprise Jabba The Hutt role in Star Wars The Musical

Thomas Markle to reprise Jabba The Hutt role in Star Wars The Musical

The controversial father of the Duchess of Sussex, Thomas Markle, is to star in a Broadway musical version of Star Wars, playing the slug-like crime lord, Jabba The Hutt, reprising the role he made famous in the blockbuster movie. Markle, 107, has...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle

Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, will face further pressure on his position in the morning, after his lacklustre side caved-in and lost at home to Burnley tonight, with the fans showing their total disgust about the performance by walkin...

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Funny story: Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Thousand pound male seeks bride; finds, but it doesn't last

Strong man from Northern Pakistan, Arbab Khizer Hayat, has responded sympathetically to a fellow hulk's plight who came forward yesterday. This new figure in the mammoth male field felt obliged to share his experience with Mr. Hayat after the latt...

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