Funny story: Flybe To Offer New Service To Oblivion

Flybe To Offer New Service To Oblivion

Troubled UK airline, Flybe, in the midst of financial catastrophe, has, this morning, announced plans to offer passengers a new service with flights to an increasingly popular destination - Oblivion. The airline has crippling debts, and cannot loo...

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Funny story: UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

UK signs TRILLION POUND trade deal with Iran to sell Union Jack flags and wax figures of the Prime Minister

The Prime Minister is celebrating after closing one of the biggest trading deals in history with, of all countries, Iran! Under the terms of the 10-year deal, British manufacturers will sell British souvenirs, namely Union Jack flags and Madame Tu...

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Funny story: [Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

[Redacted] Has A Rousing Conversation With Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: After the decisive win over Newcastle, [Redacted] sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to have a chat that transcended the ordinary breathless interviews conducted by weasel-nosed, pinch mouth androgynous heifers from the local UK statio...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

Nashville Woman Doesn’t Miss Ex Much at All

“It’s so funny how seldom I think about him,” said Maria Marlowe of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding Finn O'Connell, a man she dated for about two months, with whom she recently broke up. “It occurs to me all the time how he almost never even crosses...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people

Meghan Markle to star in new Netflix series “Shits” about a group of really shitty people

The Palace has reacted angrily to allegations that the Duchess of Sussex has accepted a role in online TV company Netflix’s new series “Shits”, due to be released later in 2020. The series centres around a London law firm whose matriarchal and dom...

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Funny story: Bisexuals And Pansexuals To Meet To Discuss Whether Or Not They Are They Same Thing

Bisexuals And Pansexuals To Meet To Discuss Whether Or Not They Are They Same Thing

To try to resolve the ongoing confusion over whether or not Bisexuals and Pansexuals are the same thing, a conference on the subject has been announced, and will take place in February in London. The issue has been brought to a head by Lib Dem MP,...

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Funny story: Fears grow as Bear Grylls spends third week lost in Whitechapel Ikea

Fears grow as Bear Grylls spends third week lost in Whitechapel Ikea

There was growing concern for the safety of survivalist icon, Bear Grylls, last night, following his failure to make contact with his team after spending his third week inside the labyrinth of the Whitechapel branch of furniture retail giant, IKEA.

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