BILLINGSGATE POST: Confirmation that aliens already have landed on Earth and may have been here for years, has been announced by NASA scientists. In the January edition of NASA’s respected journal “Get Outa My Space,” a picture of one these critters made front page news.
For many years, rumors of spacecraft sightings by Navy aviators has been splashed on tabloid pages. Reports of these disk-shaped ships hovering over populated areas of the USA became routine. The drivers of these aircraft were described as “Gomers” by some Navy pilots, who observed them peering out of their spacecraft cockpits. “Gomer” was in reference to Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., played by actor Jim Nabors.
They were also described as geeky ambiverts with antennae by USN Commander Fleming over cocktails.
“Reminds me of the Gomers driving the MIG-21s back in Nam,” said the introspective veteran.
“Sum bitches had no genitalia, as far as I could see. Crotchless bastards from another world,” said the Commander. “Legs were like infinitesimal parallelograms. Two snakes with one head and no torso.”
Slim: “I once dated a crotchless gal from Oklahoma. Longest legs I ever saw.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Perhaps you should stick to Pygmy dwarfs.”