Space Hoppers blown around a bit

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 9 February 2020

image for Space Hoppers blown around a bit is a bit nippy, isn't it?

There was fear today in Chutney on The Fritz's metropolitan park when three of the village's Space Hoppers had been moved around by a bit of wind.

Local dad, Gary Johnson, said, 'I was just out for a walk in the park with the dog, and I noticed that three of our Space Hoppers were slightly out of line. Darren, the park keeper, is usually very careful, and measures the gap between them with a set square and ruler, so when three were touching each other, I just knew that the weather had something to do with it. That Storm Ciara, she doesn't half know how to spoil a weekend.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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