Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 9 February 2020

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Trump says that his new $3 bill is going to be the most perfect dollar bill in U.S. dollar bill history.

BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job.

An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh people, totally agreed with the “Orange Blimp” as Nancy Pelosi has nicknamed him.

He then surprised everyone there by saying that he was going to be making a call to the Treasury Department and instructing them to begin printing a new $3 bill with his face on it.

Right away, Mike Pompeo stood up, began to clap and cheer, and said, “Sir, that is an excellent idea, and a very well-deserved honor for you, my lord, I mean for you, my perfect president.”

Trump grinned like the cat that swallowed the orange possum, and replied, “Yes, I know that it is one of the most perfect decisions that I have made in my three years of office. And this one might just get me the Pulitzer Prize."

[IN CLOSING – President Trump’s White House urologist Dr. Cletus Paganelli says that POTUS is supposed to wear Depends Diapers, but said that they don’t make them in Circus Tent Size.]

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