BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job.
An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh people, totally agreed with the “Orange Blimp” as Nancy Pelosi has nicknamed him.
He then surprised everyone there by saying that he was going to be making a call to the Treasury Department and instructing them to begin printing a new $3 bill with his face on it.
Right away, Mike Pompeo stood up, began to clap and cheer, and said, “Sir, that is an excellent idea, and a very well-deserved honor for you, my lord, I mean for you, my perfect president.”
Trump grinned like the cat that swallowed the orange possum, and replied, “Yes, I know that it is one of the most perfect decisions that I have made in my three years of office. And this one might just get me the Pulitzer Prize."
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