Trump Played Games While Ukrainians Died
How many Ukrainians were killed fighting the invading Russian forces? While Trump and his cronies played blackmail/war games, they attempted to get Ukrainian President Zelensky to announce an investigation into Joe Biden. The Republican Senators...
Read full storyNashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works
"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Wants To Play For Liverpool Next Season
The January transfer window closed at midnight on Friday, and will remain shut for the rest of the season, but already there is talk about what might happen in the summer, and the name that is on everyone's lips is that of Cristiano Ronaldo, and a po...
Read full storyThe President Trump - Don Lemon Feud Is Really Getting Nasty
NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Don Lemon has fired back at the President in their ongoing feud. Lemon was furious after Trump said that he was born in Kenya. Lemon hit back at Trump saying that "Emperor Bone Spur's" face looks like it was hit by a flock o...
Read full storyEllen DeGeneres and Miley Cyrus To Star In The Motion Picture “Lesbians From Outer Space”
HOLLYWOOD – The iNews Agency is reporting that daytime TV host, Ellen DeGeneres, and singer, Miley Cyrus, have both signed on to star in the movie, “Lesbians From Outer Space". The film is a remake of the very popular 1947 film by the same name wh...
Read full storyMeghan Markle's Ex-Husband Speaks Out
LOS ANGELES – The man who was married to Meghan Markle for two years, recently spoke with Maximus Bedstraw, a reporter with The Grandiose News Organization. Trevor Engleson, who was Markle's first husband, said that it was interesting that she end...
Read full storyMelania Trump Tells A Close Friend That She Is Sick of Hearing The Words Witch Hunt
WASHINGTON D.C. - A close friend of the first lady, Melania Trump, informed a reporter with Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that Melania has been feeling quite depressed of late. The unnamed woman, who we'll call Tangerine Sankamino, said that she...
Read full storySuper Bowl to be played in empty stadium due to virus
Miami, FL - Authorities in Miami will allow the Super Bowl to be played after all, according to the Miami Mayor. However, fans will have to watch on Cable. No fans will be allowed within five miles of the stadium. Players will be dressed in fu...
Read full storyManchester United Hires Dog The Bounty Hunter To Find Goal
BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United’s signing of John Bolton and Bruno Fernandes fell flat in their debut at Old Trafford today. United’s £47 million signing of Bruno and countless millions paid to Bolton to manage the Red Devils resulted in a 0-0...
Read full storyPresident Trump Impeachment Trial Over
Washington, D.C. - The impeachment trial of US president, Donald J. Trump has ended just a few minutes ago, with the verdict many political analysts said was "inevitable": that Mr. Trump was found to be impeachless, and was free to go about his busin...
Read full storyLiverpool FC: Mathematicians To Calculate When Reds Can Be Crowned Champions
It's only the first week in February, but already there have been calls for the Premier League title to be handed to Liverpool, after the Reds beat Southampton 4-0 at Anfield yesterday, to move 22 points clear of their nearest rivals. Unsure of th...
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