NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Don Lemon has fired back at the President in their ongoing feud. Lemon was furious after Trump said that he was born in Kenya.
Lemon hit back at Trump saying that "Emperor Bone Spur's" face looks like it was hit by a flock of flamingos." He added that if Trump was paid a nickel for every lie that he's told in the past three years, that he'd have enough nickels to fill up two Olympic-sized swimming pools.
Trump quickly fired back saying that he has ordered the Treasury Department to audit Lemon's tax returns for the past 11 years. POTUS smiled and said, "When my tax boys get through with 'Rainbow' Don, he won't have enough money to buy a Snickers bar".
Lemon shot back by saying that Stormy Daniels had told him that "Dainty Fingers Donnie" also has a dainty pee-pee. She'd laughed and added that a baby hummingbird has bigger balls than "President Teeny Weeny."
Well that upset the "Orange Colluder" so much that an unnamed White House staff member actually said that he heard Trump crying like a little girl in the upstairs "Benedict Arnold Bathroom".
IN CLOSING - Lemon reportedly told his camerman, "I tell you what Paco, 'Old Comrade Donaldski'' had better quit messing with me because this Black Louisiana Cajun boy will have his old fat orange ass barbecued before he even smells the smoke."