Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.
Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former presidents of the United States, who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday 'President's Day' with all the other...
Read full storyButtigieg: I’ve Never Sent ‘Hush Money’ To A Porn Star
When questioned by CNN’s Erin Burnett, Buttigieg replied: "The idea of the likes of Rush Limbaugh or Donald Trump lecturing anybody on family values. I mean, sorry but, one thing about my marriage is it's never involved me sending hush money to a por...
Read full storyManchester City Boss Pep Guardiola Tipped For Spain Job
In the aftermath of the two-year European club competition ban handed to Manchester City, this week, for breaching Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations, it's been rumoured that coach, Pep Guardiola, has been linked with a job back in his native Spai...
Read full storyPolice warn Priti Patel to stop smiling sexily at people
British Home Secretary Priti Patel received a warning from London’s top cop, about her sexy smile and charming personality. The 37-year-old Indian-origin politician, who is the darling of the right of the Tory party, with her tub-thumping policies on...
Read full storyMillions of Britons could starve to death as foreign cooks won’t be allowed into the country after Brexit
Politicians are warning that millions of lives could be lost after Britain exits the EU, if tough immigration laws proposed by the government are enacted. These laws would mean that workers from Europe would no longer be allowed into the country unle...
Read full storyLove Accused of Colonialism
Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...
Read full storyKathy Griffin Is Alleging That She Received Some Hush Money From President Trump
LOS ANGELES – Kathy Griffin recently stated that she can no longer keep quiet about her and President Trump. The 59-year-old comedian said that, some years ago, before "President Bone Spurs" married Melania, she had a tryst with the man who now l...
Read full storyIvanka Trump Talks About The Photos of Her Dressed In a Very Skimpy Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Outfit
CALEXICO, California – The president’s first and most conceited daughter, Ivanka, was campaigning for her daddy out in Calexico, California. She was asked about the fact that her father lies more times per day than the entire populations of France...
Read full storyThe Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off
DUCKWATER, Nevada – Bernie Sanders was campaigning in Duckwater, Nevada, which is famous for being the only city west of the Mississippi River that Mrs. Abraham Lincoln ever visited. Sanders was interviewed by a reporter with The Las Vegas Citizen...
Read full storyJailed sex offenders to rattle tin mugs in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday.
Over 50 inmates on the sex offender wing at HMP Wormwood Scrubs in London, are set to mark the 60th birthday of Prince Andrew at lunchtime today, by rattling their enamelled tin mugs before singing, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow. One inmate, servin...
Read full storySenate, Renamed Reichstag, Gives Trump Unlimited Power, Suspends Presidential Election Indefinitely
Capitol Hill, Washington D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Having yesterday declared himself to be the nation's chief law enforcement officer, Donald Trump today was given by a rump session of the U. S. Senate the unli...
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