Buttigieg: I’ve Never Sent ‘Hush Money’ To A Porn Star

Written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 19 February 2020

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When questioned by CNN’s Erin Burnett, Buttigieg replied: "The idea of the likes of Rush Limbaugh or Donald Trump lecturing anybody on family values. I mean, sorry but, one thing about my marriage is it's never involved me sending hush money to a porn star after cheating on my spouse.”

So the 2020 presidential campaign will have a new chant. Instead of: “Lock her up!” It will be: “I’ve never sent ‘hush money’ to a porn star.”

The founding fathers of this nation must be slowly revolving in their collective graves. “Lord, what happened to all of our noble intentions? All because of one clown who didn’t even win the popular vote?”

But the MAGA people are okay with paying off porn stars and cheating on wives. So is the Republican Senate, and Mitch McConnell, and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court John Roberts.

Instead of sitting like a hen hatching an egg, Justice Roberts could have demanded the inclusion of witness testimony and documents at Donald Trump’s impeachment trial. Without documents and witnesses, the impeachment trial was nothing more than a joke. Or a hatched egg.

MAGA people see it as 'okay justice'.

Scratching into Donald Trump’s history, besides the pee tape, there’s Trump’s modeling agency for young girls called T-Management. His agency was similar to what Jeffery Epstein frequented.

Trump’s charity foundation was used as his personal piggy bank until he neglected to transfer a veteran’s donation to the veterans.

The Trump University was labeled a sham operation, and he had to repay $20 million to disappointed students.

His three wives.

Were the MAGA people ever veterans, students, aspiring models, porn stars or wives? Do they look the other way when their mates behave like Trump?

“Forget family values. Who needs family values? He’s making America great again.”

Attorney General Barr is in on Trump’s deal. He can scream and dance and threaten to quit, but he’s still Trump’s corner cop. He’s going to make America ‘great’ again by going after Trump’s critics.

Like MAGA caps, future Democratic caps will read: No Money To Porn Stars or No$2Porn*****.

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