Jailed sex offenders to rattle tin mugs in celebration of Prince Andrew's birthday.

Funny story written by Clive Danton

Wednesday, 19 February 2020

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Over 50 inmates on the sex offender wing at HMP Wormwood Scrubs in London, are set to mark the 60th birthday of Prince Andrew at lunchtime today, by rattling their enamelled tin mugs before singing, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow.

One inmate, serving a lengthy sentence for child abduction and rape, said, last night: "We'd heard that Prince Andrew's birthday was going to be a low-key job this year due to his close friendship with a paedophile, so the lads have got together and decided to get right behind one of our own, so to speak.

"You never know, one day he might be in here too, so it pays to get on his good side, in case he gets regular hampers from his mum sent in."

In other related news, government buildings will not be obliged to fly the union flag to mark the Prince's birthday later today, although The Lord Rodney's Head public house in Whitechapel have run a pair of union jack knickers up their rooftop flagpole as a joke.

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