Horford Blasts Team for Early Exit: It’s all About Booty
The Philadelphia 76’s, one of the most talented but underperforming teams in the Eastern Conference, had another early playoff exit. This one really stung as the 76’s were swept in four games by the Boston Celtics, their long-time conference rival.
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(UNEDITED) Avoiding paying tax is 'Folk Sport Numero Uno' all over the planet. However, due to the influx of illegal immigrants into Europe, this sport has taken on new dimensions because many who flee their homelands are genius's in avoiding paying…
Read full storyPGA Golfer Dustin Johnson’s Wife Has Just Been Named “The PGA's Sexiest Wife”
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) - The American Golfing Federation has just named the winner of its annual “PGA's Sexiest Wife" award. This year’s winner is Dustin Johnson’s wife, Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great, Wayne Gretzky. The…
Read full storyMelania Trump’s RNC Speech From The White House Rose Garden Sounded Real Good, But Who the Heck Was She Talking About
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Most everyone agrees that the first lady’s speech was truly a good speech, but everyone is trying to figure out just exactly who the hell she was talking about. Granted she mentioned her husband’s name (Donald) a…
Read full storyEric Trump, Tiffany Trump, and Pam Bondi Speak on Day 2 of The Republican National Convention
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) Pundits report that Tiffany Trump knocked her speech out of the park. She spoke about her father’s tax problems, and then went right into self-care, in regards to her hair, her outfit, her make-up, and her love for re…
Read full storyDonald Trump Jr., Denies He Was on Drugs - Says It Was Just Good Old-Fashioned Trumpian Pride
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - After several late night comedians suggested that Donald Trump Jr., delivered his convention speech while high on Peruvian Marching Dust, he angrily remarked that it was not cocaine, it was just good old-fashioned T…
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